Star Trek Meme!

In honor of the 38th anniversary of the airing of the very first Star Trek episode, I present this meme, stolen from wcg:

If I Were a Trek Captain... by Green_Jewel
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My species	Borg
My first officer	xanath
My science officer	shadowflyer
My chief engineer	miseri
My head of security	thomsolo
My random alien crewmember of diversity	lordavon
My worthy nemesis	aerden
My pastel-colored alien love interest	morsefan
My misson	To discover why Klingons got better makeup.
The name of my ship	The Enterprise Q.23
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I am my own nemesis! That's so depressing! But I'll bet that would make a really good story-arc...

In other news, my One-Sweep broom arrived today, and it works like a charm! The only problem is, I can't get the brush head screwed in securely enough; and it sometimes falls off. The broom itself is great, though!