Invasion of the Paulness

So...my character Paul Graves is nudging me to write about him. And since my main writing project right now is Hand of Vengeance, I can only presume he wants in on that story.

"Sit, Graves, sit! Stop begging for air time, you attention-hog."

Paul: "Actually, I want in on story, period. How soon do you think you shall be able to oblige?"

Me: "Not until December."

Paul: "December?! Intolerable."

Me: "You never used to whine."

Paul: "Regrettably, I did; I just kept it to myself."